He: Are you hungry? My treat!She: Really? Okay! How about that restaurant boat across the river?
He: Uh...it looks kind of expensive...and there's no bridge...
She: We could walk back to the main bridge...
He: Too far. My new shoes hurt.
She: (Sigh) I knew it was too good to be true...
See (really see) more bridges at Louis La Vache's Sunday Bridges.
